Dear Miss Alise Baby,
it was indeed me that sent you an email at www.limp-bizkit.ru, the Russian Limp Bizkit fan forum I spent most my waking hours frequenting under the username of br3ak$tuph87. For you see, I run a semi-popular music tumblr and with my precious credibility at stake I could never truly admit to my profound affection for all things Fred Durst. Only on www.limp-bizkit.ru can I find genuine solace to this ever-burning stigma, and when I saw your Chocolate Starfish fanfic post it just seemed to me I found a kindred spirit in my torments.
I hope you have interesting to contact me back,